Bertie Help Topic

[bennelsworth]

The topic for any questions or queries regarding Bertie, the DTV Download Bear.

DO NOT post requests here, we have a requests forum for that: requests-f404.html

[Tomlaw]

I have some questions, please answer them.


1 ) Is the bot a boy or a girl?
2 ) Why does the bot such have a boring name?
3 ) Why wasn't Bertie asked to do the job?
4 ) Does the bot like Twiglets?
5 ) What is the bot doing for Christmas?
6 ) Does the bot want to come to my house for a new-year party?
7 ) Does the bot go towning with you?
8 ) Is the bot staff?
9 ) How efficient, on a scale from one to ten, with one being me and ten being Blic, do you consider the bot to be?
10 ) Does the bot have its own chair in the staff room, or is it only allowed to sit in the dog's bed?
11 ) If the answer to 10) is the dog's bed option, where does Craig sit?

Thank you.

[jimmybob]

dont be stupid....

[Tomlaw]

Thanks.

I would like answers for the remaining 11 questions, please.

[oblivion252]

*weeps for humanity*

[Pedro]

The bot doesnt talk, you never see his face, he never needs to sit or sleep. Some say he IS the Stig.

[LordDarkRoz]

anyway it nice that now seem that bot uploading 720p HD, please keep it up for Heroes, Prison Break and maybe Supernatural, thanks

[bennelsworth]

It will do all shows in HD that are available in HD!

[dastrophy]

9 ) How efficient, on a scale from one to ten, with one being me and ten being Blic, do you consider the bot to be?

On that scale.... about a 25....
Considering it operates at an efficiency beyond human possibility. The time difference between a new shows being available and Bertie starting to upload to this site is 0.00001 seconds... (give or take a second)

[BennyTheJett]

Hi Bertie,

the-last-templar-pt-i-720p-hdtv-x264-dimension-t7491.html#p80933

The part10 rar is missing - could it be posted please?

Thanks

[bennelsworth]

Damn it

Episode is now being re-uploaded. After Bertie posts the links (it will be a set of fresh ones) i dont know if you will be able to interchange them, or if you will have to download them all again.

[BennyTheJett]

Thanks for that - not the end of the world if I need to DL the lot again. I'll try just Part 10 first, but if that doesn't work, I'll grab the whole thing again tomorrow.

Thanks again.

[bennelsworth]

Sorry for the delay.

This missing part 10 thing, seems to have happened before (only just noticed it now), i've updated some stuff and the download should appear in the next 30 minutes max.

In theory, you should be able to just download part 10 and it will work with the other parts, its the same file, same compression, same password etc, but i dont know if WinRAR adds anything unique to each compression you do.

[bennelsworth]

Here are the new links inc part 10 the-last-templar-pt-i-720p-hdtv-x264-dimension-t7499.html

[BennyTheJett]

Thanks - I grabbed part 10, but now part 12 is bringing up a wrong password error at the end of the extraction. J
ust to be sure, I downloaded it again (part 12) from the new set of links, but I got the same result. Ahh, it's not my day - thanks for the efforts though.

[oblivion252]

Would it be possible for Bertie to provide a quick synopsis of the show in question?

[Somviel]

hey Bertie,
I downloaded an episode of Fringe (ep 11) and he says the password is wrong? did I just download it wrong? or are there others with the same problem?

[rodda]

are you sure you're using the exact password? try copy + pasting it

[bennelsworth]

The password is inside the quotes, so dont put them in too!

[clive09]

Hi Bertie, I'm a new user here, I'm really enjoying your website & being a Premium Member, could you tell me if you will be getting episodes of the show THE BEAST starring Patrick Swayze on here anytime soon?
keep up the good work
Thanks